Since Katie no longer wanted to listen to my ideas, I thought that I would bring them here. My first idea is to have a centerpiece like the picture above, but with a bird’s nest in it. Not just any bird’s nest, but a nest with baby birds inside. I want all of the birds to have on tuxedos (with top hats), which could be an issue if there are female baby birds, but I don’t really think anyone would know the difference.
Feeding guests at the table would be rude if we didn’t include the birds, so we’ll make the momma bird a baby plate. She can then baby bird the food to the chicks in tuxedos once we give them the sign to break bread. This will drive up the costs a little, but it will be worth it. Pretty soon we’ll be the talk of the town. Best wedding ever.
I can’t wait until my incredible ideas open the door for more of my valuable opinions.