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Wedding Table Ideas

This afternoon, Katie and I were sitting on the couch, each with a laptop in our lap, doing completely different things. Like any woman in the year 2012, I was looking at Pinterest. Kidding. Katie was the one looking at Pinterest, among other websites (I’m just trying to drive Google traffic this direction). Her goal was to try and pin down a color scheme for our wedding. After asking for my opinions about many different ideas, she showed me a table centerpiece that looked like a tree. I really liked the centerpiece because it sparked a lot of other ideas that I had.

Since Katie no longer wanted to listen to my ideas, I thought that I would bring them here. My first idea is to have a centerpiece like the picture above, but with a bird’s nest in it. Not just any bird’s nest, but a nest with baby birds inside. I want all of the birds to have on tuxedos (with top hats), which could be an issue if there are female baby birds, but I don’t really think anyone would know the difference.

Feeding guests at the table would be rude if we didn’t include the birds, so we’ll make the momma bird a baby plate. She can then baby bird the food to the chicks in tuxedos once we give them the sign to break bread. This will drive up the costs a little, but it will be worth it. Pretty soon we’ll be the talk of the town. Best wedding ever.

I can’t wait until my incredible ideas open the door for more of my valuable opinions.

 

  • Jana

    *I see wedding planning in your future*

  • Jana

    haha..love it!! I said wedding planner in your future :)

  • carmar76

    LOL idk if that peta group would let you do that…

  • Roya

    YES AND YES!

  • Beck12378

    ……speaking of poop on the floor….. at least he's not talking elephants……

  • Stephanie

    hahaha. POOR Katie! She's gonna have her hands full with you.
    Congratulations to you both!

  • meegan

    hilarious!